FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Team dynAMIte Arena 2.1 - Ultimate T-Shirt Edition - available now ------------------------------------------------------------------ This is an amazing time for #amigazeux, and The Players. You have all been impatient and bored, and have dealt with more craptalk and disinformation by all kinds of Ben's and Bill's than any one group of people should ever. Yet, and happily, we are moving forward and are about to release dynAMIte 2.1. As you know dynAMIte is our extremely exciting awardwinning multiplayer game and offers true rich multimedia content. Admittedly, we have not been very public about anything to date, but you are many and we are pleased to be bringing this fatal piece of software to you, The Players, as well. We are also excited to announce the dawn of the "I Am Explosive" club. You can gain membership in several ways; drinking gasoline, is one of them. Sending us your T-Shirts is another (please send them clean and washed, we will not accept worn T-Shirts). Now before the naysayers out there begin complaining about this and start making rude noises, you can of course also send $50 cash. But what do you get for your money? Well, we at #amigazeux look after our members with pride. Indeed we are forever showing off our male members, ask anyone. But we will also go that bit further and furnish you also with an expensive gift item, one WHITE T-SHIRT, machine knitted from the finest nylon (wash shrinking factor less than 75%). Please, please, we know that the reader's excitement must have raised to fever pitch, but exert some self-control and bear with us. Should anyone wish to quit the "I Am Explosive" club, for example due to bear attack or a crippling paternity suit, please contact us and we will have you immediately dismembered. Failing that, you can simply refuse to send us the yearly fee, which we're sure we mentioned earlier in this exciting press release. By the way, did you notice the incessant use of the letter "e" in almost any word? Good. Because what dynAMIte 2.1 is going to do with you is something that can't be disclosed here. dynAMIte 2.1 is the beginning to a new future, and it is really real. It is time to finally start having some fun! Amiga. Wasn't it great? The Team dynAMIte Arena 2.1 Ultimate T-Shirt Edition (catchy isn't it) is available for download at http://dynamite.amigazeux.net #amigazeux *Please Note: We are not responsible for real dismemberings due to sharp implements or ingestion of explosives of any kind. At least, not any caused by this press release. Remember that!